DO NOT INTERACT
| → BASIC DNI CRITERIA (EXCLUDING MSPEC LESBIANS/GAYS BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. I'M NORMAL) |
| → "IRL = DELUSION" MFS (BEING MYSELF ISN'T DELUSIONAL LOL. CLICK FOR EXPLANATION) |
| → IF YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE ME [SOME EXCEPTIONS] |
| → IF YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE MY MATESPRIT |
| → ANTI SPIRITUAL AND/OR PSYCHOLOGICAL KIN |
| → ENDO 'SYSTEMS' AND SUPPORTERS |
| → "IRL VS. FICTIVE" DISCOURSE MFS (I HATE YOU) |
| → ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE FANS AND DICE.ORG ASSOCIATES |
| → UNDER 13 OR OVER 21 (VERY FEW EXCEPTIONS.) |
BEFORE YOU INTERACT
| → I PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS. |
| → DON'T VENT TO ME WITHOUT PERMISSION. |
| → I SUCK AT DETECTING TONE SOMETIMES AND APPRECIATE TONE INDICATORS. |
| → I KIN SPIRITUALLY AND PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE MY KINTYPES, JUST NOT IN THE SAME WAY AS MY MEDIA REPS. |
| → I RECLAIM SLURS AND DON'T CENSOR THEM. JUST ASK AND I WON'T SAY THEM AROUND YOU. |
| → I TEND TO MAKE NSFW AND UNSANITARY JOKES A LOT. I'LL STOP AROUND YOU IF YOU ASK. |
| → I AM NOT AGAINST ANY GOOD-FAITH IDENTITIES. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU, THEN WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I DON'T CARE. |
| → I AM SICK IN THE HEAD (ND AND MENTALLY ILL). IF I DON'T RESPOND QUICK, I AM SORRY. I OFTEN FORGET OR AM EXPERIENCING BRAINFOG AND STRAIGHT UP CANNOT THINK OF A RESPONSE. |
MALICAI/KARKAT!
┊16 HE/CRAB┊
┊TRANS GUY┊
┊BISEXUAL + ACEFLUX┊
┊ADHD + LIKELY AUTISTIC┊
┊EXFP 7W8 PISCES┊
| HI. WELCOME TO MY CARRD. THERE IS A BUNCH OF SHIT ABOUT ME ON THIS THING SO CLICK WHEREVER I GUESS. I'M THE HOST OF A (MEDICALLY RECOGNIZED) SYSTEM AND I AM VERY MUCH NONHUMAN. DID YOU KNOW THAT HERMITCRABS BASICALLY TRADE THEIR SHELLS WHEN THEY NO LONGER FIT? THAT'S COOL. YOU SHOULD BE MY PAL. I'M A PRETTY COOL GUY, MIGHT I SAY. OH YEAH! I AM TAKEN BY MY MATESPRIT, NEPETA. |
I AM:
KARKAT VANTAS
HUNT
DEDUSMULN
UNDYNE
JEVIL
FOXY
MARIONETTE
| (NOT KINS OR DELUSIONS. DON'T TRY SEPARATING ME FROM MYSELF, IT WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.) |
| I AM AN IRLTROJECT OF KARKAT AND MARIONETTE. |
PLEASE INTERACT IF YOU'RE ANYONE ON THESE LISTS.
| CLICK FOR THE FULL VIEW. |
| IF YOU'RE ON THE DNI TIER, OR ARE ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE I KNOW ALREADY, DON'T INTERACT. |
| I ONLY ADD PEOPLE TO THE LIST THAT I TALK TO ON A REGULAR BASIS AND CONSIDER FRIENDS. |